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“Tows not Toes”
Let’s talk about tows. No, not the kind your lady friend spends your hard-earned money on to get massaged and “Pedi-ed” or the kind that the kids are convinced go “Wee wee wee, all the way home”. We’re talking about the kind of tows that require a truck. The kind that let you haul your boat to the lake, your grill to the game, or even your Mother-in-Laws belongings as far away from you as can possibly get them.
Towing is something that every man needs to know how to do. It fits right in there with starting a fireÂ…or wrestling a bear. Heck, if you do it right, youÂ’ll even need a way to tow that bear back home to prove how manly you truly are.
And, as important as knowing how to tow is…having the right equipment is even more important. B&W Trailer Hitches offers the best American-made pieces of towing manliness you’ll ever find. You can trust them. Unlike that girl of yours who says “Don’t worry, there’s room on the credit card.”
Listen, we’ve all had to hear about “girl problems”…but what about “Man problems”? Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure ladies have their own issues, but you’ve never heard your lady ask: “I wonder how much I could tow to the tailgate party?” Right?! Well, turns out, B&W Trailer Hitches has asked those serious questions that help us solve, at least some of our, man problems.
The B&W Tow & Stow hitch can carry up to 10,000 pounds.
Let’s put that in perspective. That’s roughly 13,333 cans of your favorite brew; 78 gas grills, or about 100 cheerleaders. Now you’re welcome to mix and match as much as you wantÂ…we’re just giving you the facts.
We’re not saying that this is the solution for all of our Man Problems…but we are saying, “If you ever have to haul 100 cheerleaders anywhere, we’ve got you covered”
B&W Trailer Hitches. Solving Man Problems for over 25 years.
Guys, let’s talk about something serious. No, we’re not talking special pills that will make you as spunky as a teenager…we’re talking about masculinity…pure, authentic masculinity. Let’s face it, there’s a lot of fake (or what those fancy-types, call “faux”) in the world. But masculinity is real. And the things that make us a man can’t be faked. When’s the last time you saw a veneered gun rack, or faux leather chaps. Come on, these things are what make men…well, “men”. Just like towing. It’s a rite of passage for all men. ItÂ’s like throwing a football or casting a fishing rodÂ…you just HAVE to know how to do it. And B&W Trailer Hitches give you the towing tools you need to prove that you are “Authentically Masculine”. Sure there are other products in the world, but these B&W Trailer Hitches are forged from American steel by American hands…authentic American hands.
Show the world that you are a man, that you know how to tow anything thatÂ’s put in front of you. Show the world that your masculinity is authentic...unlike that beer your neighbor brews in his garage that is, as he says, “just as good as the real stuff”
B&W Trailer Hitches…. Authentically Masculine.
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