An Atheist's Guide to Noah's Ark

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An Atheist's Guide to Noah's Ark 
"The Atheist's Guide to Noah's Ark" is a satirical look at the classic bible story, using 2D animation and a cute child's voice over music and FX.

For a similar project, see our "Story of Creation" video at ******************************************

Obviously, due to the content, this project isn't for those sensitive to challenging religion. But if you're not scared off by the subject matter (and some legitimate arguments), please feel free to audition.

2009-11-25 15:53:32 GMT
2009-12-31 15:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 200
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
Approximately 3 minutes
English - USA and Canada
cute-sounding kid
• Audio files must be delivered via email OR
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud OR
• Audio files must be delivered by regular mail
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 2 years of experience in the voice industry.
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

Sample script for auditions below.

The child's voice should be like Russell, the child wilderness explorer in the movie "UP." Kind've awkward and funny, with LOTS of expression.

Meet Russell! 
(first 4 graphs of a 2-page script)

This is the scriptural account of The Great Flood…a worldwide event of catastrophic proportions known specifically for leaving behind absolutely no geological evidence.

This story is also known by its overseas title, “Drowning Your Children When They Don’t Behave,” now available in fine bookstores everywhere.

Our story begins in the book of Genesis (Genesis 6), where God noticed that every single person on the face of the earth had somehow become evil (Genesis 6:5). Yes…everybody, even infants, deaf/mutes, Republicans…all evil.

God ignored the fact that He was the one who started this mess, and He decided to shake things up and erase all of mankind so He could start over…like an Etch-A-Sketch. 
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