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Alistair- 65 year old male- Sounds like British Elite ala Alistair Cook, Masterpiece Theatre
Margaret- Middle Aged Female- Sounds like British Politician ala Margaret Thatcher.
Chimney Sweep- Early 30s Male- Cockney. Sounds like Chimney Sweep character played by Dick VanDyke in the Movie Mary Poppins.
USE: For fabricated programming in background of experimental audio project.
Delivery: MP3 via email or FTP download.
All 3 voices should read all of the parts for consistency. We’ll edit later. Should sound like a BBC broadcast where 3 experts are expressing their passionate opinions. Read with a sense of urgency.
Please be comfortable adlibbing to add to the conversational style. Natural pauses repeated words etc. The More natural and “off the cuff” sounding the better.
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Alistair- 65 year old male- Sounds like British Elite ala Alistair Cook, Masterpiece Theatre
Margaret- Middle Aged Female- Sounds like British Politician ala Margaret Thatcher.
Chimney Sweep- Early 30s Male- Cockney. Sounds like Chimney Sweep character played by Dick VanDyke in the Movie Mary Poppins.
USE: For fabricated programming in background of experimental audio project.
Delivery: MP3 via email or FTP download.
All 3 voices should read all of the parts for consistency. We’ll edit later. Should sound like a BBC broadcast where 3 experts are expressing their passionate opinions. Read with a sense of urgency.
Please be comfortable adlibbing to add to the conversational style. Natural pauses repeated words etc. The More natural and “off the cuff” sounding the better.
Aug 30, 2005 17:06:29 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Aug 31, 2005 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) No (click here to learn more about
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Closed
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0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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English - British
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Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Female OR Senior Male
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There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
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Full script for pricing reference:
Alistair -The Move today in Parliament to ban SloMo surpasses all natural belief.
Margaret (commenting anxiously):
They simply don't even know whether SloMo is a season of the year, an attempt at devolutionary legislature or an Artesian Peasant named Moe whom they believe to be Slow.
Chimney Sweep (Responding in frustration):
What they don't know is that the common man needs SloMo. (with passion) We NEED SloMo. We WANT SloMo. We MUST HAVE SloMo. ( frustrated)Yet the incessant delays persist!
Alistair:
But don't you think...
Chimney Sweep (interrupting):
Think! I don't have to think. I KNOW.
Margaret (Annoyed):
You know what? That your ego extends kilometers beyond your senses. That, in fact, standards in this real world have risen while base civility has decreased 10-fold.
Alistair:
But do we have a common point panel? A point at which, I dare say, we can Slo our Mo?
Chimney Sweep (assertively):
No. Never compromise.
(outraged)
Are we to simply stand back, watch the gap and let the tubes continue their scheduled time-line?
(loosing composure and getting more "cockney street" sounding)
Don't be so upset love, or are you "arching for it"? Ya know there was a right ruck dahn the pub last night and then these blokes got tooled-up! I was so off my face that I started to get a bit whirly.
(mockingly) Next time you join in dear? we'll get ramped and go radio Rental. But Me Jam Jar's Cream Crackered so we ‘ave to take the tubes.
Margaret - (aghast)
My goodness you really "take the biscuit". I didn't realize they let headcases in here.
Alistair -(Conciliatory and amicably)
Please, please. Back to the central point. Never, never again. We must stay the course. Always slo. Always mo. A measure I’m certain all can share. A certainty we can all measure.
SEPARATE WORDS AND PHRASES (2-3 readings please ... each with differing emphasis):
Always. Slo Mo. Natural belief. Artesian Peasant.
Common Man. Intervene. Beat. Duncan Rize. Juliet. Anna. Justin. Benjamin.
Go. Stop. Delay. Pause. Law.. Legislation Standards have risen.
What we don't know won't harm Mo. Watch the Gap.
We need SloMo. We want SloMo. We must have SloMo.
Arching for it. Headcases. off my face. get ramped. go radio rental.
take the biscuit. Always Slo Always Mo. Jam Jar. Cream Crackered.
HELPS:
Slo Mo- Pronounced Slow Moe
Arching for it - (like a cat on heat) a term sometimes used to describe a Young lady who is sexually fired up.
(to) take the biscuit - to add insult to injury, to be even worse thanFirst thought. e.g. "I can't believe what he did, that really takes the
biscuit!".
Radio Rental - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'mental' (crazy / angry). Coined from the well known chain of TV hire shops in the UK.
ramped - drunk. i.e. We were ramped after that bottle of wine.
Jam Jar- Car
Cream Crackered- tired/broken. Please send demo.
Alistair -The Move today in Parliament to ban SloMo surpasses all natural belief.
Margaret (commenting anxiously):
They simply don't even know whether SloMo is a season of the year, an attempt at devolutionary legislature or an Artesian Peasant named Moe whom they believe to be Slow.
Chimney Sweep (Responding in frustration):
What they don't know is that the common man needs SloMo. (with passion) We NEED SloMo. We WANT SloMo. We MUST HAVE SloMo. ( frustrated)Yet the incessant delays persist!
Alistair:
But don't you think...
Chimney Sweep (interrupting):
Think! I don't have to think. I KNOW.
Margaret (Annoyed):
You know what? That your ego extends kilometers beyond your senses. That, in fact, standards in this real world have risen while base civility has decreased 10-fold.
Alistair:
But do we have a common point panel? A point at which, I dare say, we can Slo our Mo?
Chimney Sweep (assertively):
No. Never compromise.
(outraged)
Are we to simply stand back, watch the gap and let the tubes continue their scheduled time-line?
(loosing composure and getting more "cockney street" sounding)
Don't be so upset love, or are you "arching for it"? Ya know there was a right ruck dahn the pub last night and then these blokes got tooled-up! I was so off my face that I started to get a bit whirly.
(mockingly) Next time you join in dear? we'll get ramped and go radio Rental. But Me Jam Jar's Cream Crackered so we ‘ave to take the tubes.
Margaret - (aghast)
My goodness you really "take the biscuit". I didn't realize they let headcases in here.
Alistair -(Conciliatory and amicably)
Please, please. Back to the central point. Never, never again. We must stay the course. Always slo. Always mo. A measure I’m certain all can share. A certainty we can all measure.
SEPARATE WORDS AND PHRASES (2-3 readings please ... each with differing emphasis):
Always. Slo Mo. Natural belief. Artesian Peasant.
Common Man. Intervene. Beat. Duncan Rize. Juliet. Anna. Justin. Benjamin.
Go. Stop. Delay. Pause. Law.. Legislation Standards have risen.
What we don't know won't harm Mo. Watch the Gap.
We need SloMo. We want SloMo. We must have SloMo.
Arching for it. Headcases. off my face. get ramped. go radio rental.
take the biscuit. Always Slo Always Mo. Jam Jar. Cream Crackered.
HELPS:
Slo Mo- Pronounced Slow Moe
Arching for it - (like a cat on heat) a term sometimes used to describe a Young lady who is sexually fired up.
(to) take the biscuit - to add insult to injury, to be even worse thanFirst thought. e.g. "I can't believe what he did, that really takes the
biscuit!".
Radio Rental - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'mental' (crazy / angry). Coined from the well known chain of TV hire shops in the UK.
ramped - drunk. i.e. We were ramped after that bottle of wine.
Jam Jar- Car
Cream Crackered- tired/broken. Please send demo.
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