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We are developing a music website that requires a signature voice to introduce the various sections of the site. Market is 18-30 year old musicians and song/writers who need production and marketing services. The voice-over concept is of a Dennis Miller/Dennis Leary type who will appeal to the 'atl rock' and 'hiphop' generation.
The job requires two voice over professionals (one person) for the Preamble Skit: IRREVERENT MAN - character is a Dennis Miller or Dennis Leary type doing their monlogue rants and an ANNOUCER/DJ character of a middle of the road alt rock radio station DJ.
When we the project is launched, bands will be offered the option of brief voice-bios that will provide an opportunity of extra revenue.
We need somebody who understands the demographic and can take our script and run with it - ad libbing most appreciated, so feel free to make it work, as long as the marketing message is still in tack.
Preamble Audio (110 words)
Apr 01, 2005 14:52:59 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Apr 08, 2005 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) No (click here to learn more about
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The job requires two voice over professionals (one person) for the Preamble Skit: IRREVERENT MAN - character is a Dennis Miller or Dennis Leary type doing their monlogue rants and an ANNOUCER/DJ character of a middle of the road alt rock radio station DJ.
When we the project is launched, bands will be offered the option of brief voice-bios that will provide an opportunity of extra revenue.
We need somebody who understands the demographic and can take our script and run with it - ad libbing most appreciated, so feel free to make it work, as long as the marketing message is still in tack.
Preamble Audio (110 words)
Apr 01, 2005 14:52:59 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Apr 08, 2005 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) No (click here to learn more about
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Closed
74
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0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Project Parameters
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Promos
English - North American
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Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male
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There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
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No
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Script Details
Yes
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[ANNOUCER/DJ:]
and welcome back, You are listening to MRP Web Radio. I'm Bob Segway. And if you're just tuning in, we've been discussing the rise of independent artists in the music industry.
[sound of studio door opening while Annoucer/DJ is speaking]
Next up
[IRREVERENT MAN: interrupting DJ, whispering]
Hey LameWay
[ANNOUCER/DJ:]
is a group we think will be Do you mind? We're on the air!
[IRREVERENT MAN: still whispering but louder]
Is that your millennium gold Pinto out front?
[ANNOUCER/DJ:]
Why? Is there a problem?
[IRREVERENT MAN: still whispering but getting louder]
Yah
It's been hijacked by Rick The Repro Man.
If you're quick you still might catch him.
[sound of chair being pushed over and
Announcer running out]
[IRREVERENT MAN: getting louder]
Get me a Mocha Grande while you're out
[door slams shut]
[IRREVERENT MAN: yelling]
No cream! I'm lactose intolerant!
[ANNOUCER/DJ: from a distance]
Hey hey that's my car THAT MY CAR!
Introduction Audio (249 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
All right, let's get started. In front of you is a website, but not just any website. This one's special.
If you're a singer/song-writer or band trying to get your career off the ground, you're going to need help. Massive help!
These guys can produce your CD,
Video your performance,
Design your logos and merchandise,
Present your material on the Web
and get YOU noticed!
OK this is how it works.
[sarcastic tone]
You see the stuff on the left. That's what we professionals call "navigation". Click on the "Services" link and through the magic of brilliant website design you are transported to a bunch of other links, clever huh?
Click on the "Artists" link and you guessed it - links to the featured artists appear. Hey, this isn't rocket science.
Now, see that icon in the top right corner. That's the Idiot Button, if you can't read, or if you are too stoned to read, you can hit the Idiot Button - BUT NOT YET - and I'll tell you what you need to know. If you interrupt me by hitting the icon, I'll loose my train of thought and you'll force me to start all over again.
So, you want to be part of this?
Finish up here, then check out the Services Section to see what these guys can do for you.
Where's that clown with my cappuccino?
Guess I'm gonna have to get it myself.
If you need me, you know where I am.
Company Audio (57 words
[IRREVERENT MAN: ]
So you don't get it. Well here's the important stuff
If you're a singer/song-writer or band trying to get your career off the ground, you're going to need help. Massive help!
These guys can produce your demo CD,
Video your performance,
Design your logos and merchandise,
Present your material on the Web
and get YOU noticed!
Music Introduction (99 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
You're back! Guess we caught your attention.
You know, it's one thing to perform live; it's another to cut a record.
MRP provides Toronto area musicians, bands, and singer-songwriters with a complete music production solution: recording, engineering, mixing, editing, mastering, composing, arranging, producing, and all that other stuff. It's all there in writing.
These guys will record your original material in any genre, and you can pick the level of service depending on your recording experience and budget.
Is that okay? You got it?
Man those cappuccinos go right through me
Where's the paper [sound of paper being grabbed] I'll be back.
Video Introduction (149 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[yelling from a distance]
I'll be there in one sec.
[footsteps approaching]
Where are we?
Oh yah right - video.
So you've got this great album on CD, now what?
Getting your music recorded is only the first step in making yourself known.
You need a unique style and image that will make you stand out.
MRP can help you develop an appropriate image for your market. It starts with the music, but it needs to be supplemented. Don't just let them hear it, make them see it!
Remember that scene from A Clockwork Orange where they force Malcolm McDowell's eyes open to watch that movie but I digress
MRP provides several different video options designed to present your abilities in the most dramatic and kinetic-way possible.
Take a second and look over all the options.
They can make a world of difference.
Trust me. Have I ever lied to you before?
Graphic Design Introduction (80 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Let's see here
[sound of pages being flipped]
Page 78 Graphics
My MRP handbook tells me you gotta have 'A Look', an image, you know, a persona.
Everything from CD labels and inserts to concert posters and t-shirts have an impact on your career and your ability to market yourself
People like STUFF, tangible stuff,
stuff you can hold, hang or wear.
You GOTTA have stuff!
If you need stuff these guys can design it.
Enough about stuff, let's move on.
DVD Press Kit Introduction (177 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[sounds of tools being moved around in a metal tool box]
Where the heck's that Alan key
You gotta have the right tool for the job. Like when you wanna get noticed by a major music label, or even just your local news media.
While have they got a tool for you - the DVD Press Kit.
[he gradually gets more and more excited, beginning to rant]
It's a complete multimedia, marketing package that can be economically reproduced and delivered to hundreds, - no thousands - of A&R executives, radio stations, and news outlets. Sky's the limit!
You gotta get noticed
You gotta seen
You gotta get hear
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE!
And it's gotta be professionally produced,
Not just some amateur junk that's gonna get tossed!
These babies provide a full-featured, multimedia EXPERIENCE
incorporating audio files,
performance videos,
interviews,
biographies,
and photo slide shows,
all packaged with appropriate knock-out graphics.
Let the world know who you are, and what you can do.
Don't get stymied by voice-mail-hell or executive 'gatekeepers'.
Get directly to the people you want to impress
Send them your very own DVD Press Kit!
[sound of tool box being knocked over
and he verbally slumps in exhaustion]
Oy [exhaustion sound]
Sorry tools excite me.
Massive Electronic Press Kit Introduction (84 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[phone rings]
Hello
[muffled speaking from the other end]
So you want a Massive Electronic Press Kit
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Where you calling from: Germany, France, Idaho
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Ah California [Arnold Schwartenagger imitation]
No problem, doesn't matter anywhere from Tuson to Toyko, if you've got the material, MRP can slice and dice it to industry perfection.
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Alrighty then, we'll see you on the Web.
[Click then dial tone]
Web Presence Introduction (63 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
If you think the Internet is the stuff that gets sewn into bathing suits, then you been watching too many Simpson's reruns.
The Internet - The World Wide Web - The biggest thing since ketchup on Kraft Dinner.
Everyone's on the Web.
It's the first place people go to find what they need.
You want in
These guys can made it happen!
[starts singing Glora Estefan's 'Get On Your Feet' and fades out]
Media Reproduction Introduction (58 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Repent Repress Reprobate Ahh Reproduction something made by reproducing; copy, close imitation, duplication, etc.
You get the idea,
We give you a master, which then can be reproduced.
Oh Wait there's more the process - sexual or asexual - by which animals and plants produce new individuals
thank YOU Mr. Webster.
[sound of book being closed hard]
Disclaimer Introduction (75 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
What's this?
Never seen this before, oh yah it's the small print. Give me a sec.
[mumbling, reading to him self out loud]
[note to reader, this is the complete text being scanned:
MRPwebmedia reserves the right to reject any material that it deems inappropriate for inclusion on the Massive Record Production website. MRPwebmedia also reserves the right to not record, video, or display the work of any artist it that deems not in keeping with the standards developed by the MRP staff. Criteria can be modified at anytime. Only original material will be produced or accepted for submission. ]
[mumble, mubble] right to reject [mumble, mubble] reserves the right [mumble, mubble] can be modified [mumble, mubble] Okay you get the idea, this is the 'cover your ass' section. Sorry, this one you gotta read! And for God's sake don't send them your only copies of stuff, cause you ain't getting it back.
Artists' Introduction (91 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Ah you're back.
This is the section you wanna be in.
This is were you can showcase your material
let them hear what you can do, and see how you perform.
This section contains Massive Electronic Press Kits.
These Massive E.P.K.s include the audio, video and graphic content created by MRP.
Artists can use their electronic press kit like a digital media profile. Massive E.P.K.s are accessible to fans, and industry 'big wigs' anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button.
This is where it all happens. Check it out.
Resources Introduction (57 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Geez your lazy
This one's not that long
Read it yourself!
and welcome back, You are listening to MRP Web Radio. I'm Bob Segway. And if you're just tuning in, we've been discussing the rise of independent artists in the music industry.
[sound of studio door opening while Annoucer/DJ is speaking]
Next up
[IRREVERENT MAN: interrupting DJ, whispering]
Hey LameWay
[ANNOUCER/DJ:]
is a group we think will be Do you mind? We're on the air!
[IRREVERENT MAN: still whispering but louder]
Is that your millennium gold Pinto out front?
[ANNOUCER/DJ:]
Why? Is there a problem?
[IRREVERENT MAN: still whispering but getting louder]
Yah
It's been hijacked by Rick The Repro Man.
If you're quick you still might catch him.
[sound of chair being pushed over and
Announcer running out]
[IRREVERENT MAN: getting louder]
Get me a Mocha Grande while you're out
[door slams shut]
[IRREVERENT MAN: yelling]
No cream! I'm lactose intolerant!
[ANNOUCER/DJ: from a distance]
Hey hey that's my car THAT MY CAR!
Introduction Audio (249 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
All right, let's get started. In front of you is a website, but not just any website. This one's special.
If you're a singer/song-writer or band trying to get your career off the ground, you're going to need help. Massive help!
These guys can produce your CD,
Video your performance,
Design your logos and merchandise,
Present your material on the Web
and get YOU noticed!
OK this is how it works.
[sarcastic tone]
You see the stuff on the left. That's what we professionals call "navigation". Click on the "Services" link and through the magic of brilliant website design you are transported to a bunch of other links, clever huh?
Click on the "Artists" link and you guessed it - links to the featured artists appear. Hey, this isn't rocket science.
Now, see that icon in the top right corner. That's the Idiot Button, if you can't read, or if you are too stoned to read, you can hit the Idiot Button - BUT NOT YET - and I'll tell you what you need to know. If you interrupt me by hitting the icon, I'll loose my train of thought and you'll force me to start all over again.
So, you want to be part of this?
Finish up here, then check out the Services Section to see what these guys can do for you.
Where's that clown with my cappuccino?
Guess I'm gonna have to get it myself.
If you need me, you know where I am.
Company Audio (57 words
[IRREVERENT MAN: ]
So you don't get it. Well here's the important stuff
If you're a singer/song-writer or band trying to get your career off the ground, you're going to need help. Massive help!
These guys can produce your demo CD,
Video your performance,
Design your logos and merchandise,
Present your material on the Web
and get YOU noticed!
Music Introduction (99 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
You're back! Guess we caught your attention.
You know, it's one thing to perform live; it's another to cut a record.
MRP provides Toronto area musicians, bands, and singer-songwriters with a complete music production solution: recording, engineering, mixing, editing, mastering, composing, arranging, producing, and all that other stuff. It's all there in writing.
These guys will record your original material in any genre, and you can pick the level of service depending on your recording experience and budget.
Is that okay? You got it?
Man those cappuccinos go right through me
Where's the paper [sound of paper being grabbed] I'll be back.
Video Introduction (149 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[yelling from a distance]
I'll be there in one sec.
[footsteps approaching]
Where are we?
Oh yah right - video.
So you've got this great album on CD, now what?
Getting your music recorded is only the first step in making yourself known.
You need a unique style and image that will make you stand out.
MRP can help you develop an appropriate image for your market. It starts with the music, but it needs to be supplemented. Don't just let them hear it, make them see it!
Remember that scene from A Clockwork Orange where they force Malcolm McDowell's eyes open to watch that movie but I digress
MRP provides several different video options designed to present your abilities in the most dramatic and kinetic-way possible.
Take a second and look over all the options.
They can make a world of difference.
Trust me. Have I ever lied to you before?
Graphic Design Introduction (80 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Let's see here
[sound of pages being flipped]
Page 78 Graphics
My MRP handbook tells me you gotta have 'A Look', an image, you know, a persona.
Everything from CD labels and inserts to concert posters and t-shirts have an impact on your career and your ability to market yourself
People like STUFF, tangible stuff,
stuff you can hold, hang or wear.
You GOTTA have stuff!
If you need stuff these guys can design it.
Enough about stuff, let's move on.
DVD Press Kit Introduction (177 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[sounds of tools being moved around in a metal tool box]
Where the heck's that Alan key
You gotta have the right tool for the job. Like when you wanna get noticed by a major music label, or even just your local news media.
While have they got a tool for you - the DVD Press Kit.
[he gradually gets more and more excited, beginning to rant]
It's a complete multimedia, marketing package that can be economically reproduced and delivered to hundreds, - no thousands - of A&R executives, radio stations, and news outlets. Sky's the limit!
You gotta get noticed
You gotta seen
You gotta get hear
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE!
And it's gotta be professionally produced,
Not just some amateur junk that's gonna get tossed!
These babies provide a full-featured, multimedia EXPERIENCE
incorporating audio files,
performance videos,
interviews,
biographies,
and photo slide shows,
all packaged with appropriate knock-out graphics.
Let the world know who you are, and what you can do.
Don't get stymied by voice-mail-hell or executive 'gatekeepers'.
Get directly to the people you want to impress
Send them your very own DVD Press Kit!
[sound of tool box being knocked over
and he verbally slumps in exhaustion]
Oy [exhaustion sound]
Sorry tools excite me.
Massive Electronic Press Kit Introduction (84 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
[phone rings]
Hello
[muffled speaking from the other end]
So you want a Massive Electronic Press Kit
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Where you calling from: Germany, France, Idaho
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Ah California [Arnold Schwartenagger imitation]
No problem, doesn't matter anywhere from Tuson to Toyko, if you've got the material, MRP can slice and dice it to industry perfection.
[more muffled speaking from the other end]
Alrighty then, we'll see you on the Web.
[Click then dial tone]
Web Presence Introduction (63 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
If you think the Internet is the stuff that gets sewn into bathing suits, then you been watching too many Simpson's reruns.
The Internet - The World Wide Web - The biggest thing since ketchup on Kraft Dinner.
Everyone's on the Web.
It's the first place people go to find what they need.
You want in
These guys can made it happen!
[starts singing Glora Estefan's 'Get On Your Feet' and fades out]
Media Reproduction Introduction (58 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Repent Repress Reprobate Ahh Reproduction something made by reproducing; copy, close imitation, duplication, etc.
You get the idea,
We give you a master, which then can be reproduced.
Oh Wait there's more the process - sexual or asexual - by which animals and plants produce new individuals
thank YOU Mr. Webster.
[sound of book being closed hard]
Disclaimer Introduction (75 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
What's this?
Never seen this before, oh yah it's the small print. Give me a sec.
[mumbling, reading to him self out loud]
[note to reader, this is the complete text being scanned:
MRPwebmedia reserves the right to reject any material that it deems inappropriate for inclusion on the Massive Record Production website. MRPwebmedia also reserves the right to not record, video, or display the work of any artist it that deems not in keeping with the standards developed by the MRP staff. Criteria can be modified at anytime. Only original material will be produced or accepted for submission. ]
[mumble, mubble] right to reject [mumble, mubble] reserves the right [mumble, mubble] can be modified [mumble, mubble] Okay you get the idea, this is the 'cover your ass' section. Sorry, this one you gotta read! And for God's sake don't send them your only copies of stuff, cause you ain't getting it back.
Artists' Introduction (91 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Ah you're back.
This is the section you wanna be in.
This is were you can showcase your material
let them hear what you can do, and see how you perform.
This section contains Massive Electronic Press Kits.
These Massive E.P.K.s include the audio, video and graphic content created by MRP.
Artists can use their electronic press kit like a digital media profile. Massive E.P.K.s are accessible to fans, and industry 'big wigs' anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button.
This is where it all happens. Check it out.
Resources Introduction (57 words)
[IRREVERENT MAN:]
Geez your lazy
This one's not that long
Read it yourself!
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