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Affiliation: Non-Union or Financial Core
talent description: Man (Clark) 30ish, always positive & hopeful, a little clueless
Woman: (Linda) assertive, passionate, our voice of reason
Announcer: A little sarcastic but reasonable, authoratative
Availibility:Wednesday, July 28 - afternoon / alternate Friday, July 30
ISDN desired but phone patch w/MP3 alternative.
Guys can read for Clark & Announcer.
Ladies may read for Linda & announcer.
Jul 25, 2004 19:08:11 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Jul 28, 2004 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) No (click here to learn more about
Project Parameters
• Phone Patch
Script Details
"SQUEEZY"
:60 spot. Features Clark and Linda, a man & wife, and the sound effects of a clown's horns. Snappy back and forth dialogue, with interspersed effects. Linda is getting more annoyed as the spot progresses. Clark is very upbeat and sees no problem with a clown representing state government.
SFX: (door slam)
LINDA: "UH! We can't fit everything in this little car."
CLARK: "Well, we can't drive an SUV anymore."
LINDA: "Why the heck not?
CLARK: " Sacramento says SUVs cause global warming. So they shrunk them down and jacked up the price – but – they sent Squeezy the Clown to help us choose our next car.”
SFX: (“HONK honk-ha” sounds like Hi Linda)
LINDA: "What?! A clown?"
CLARK: "Yeah, (unconcerned) He’s a climate clown (“honk ha” uh hah) and a pro at helping Californians downsize from SUVs. Remember, at the circus? All those clowns in a little car?
SFX: (happy horn “honk-honk honkhonk, slight pause, Honk”)
LINDA: (getting pissed) "Look. We need a safe, family-sized car – not a clown car. Why is California the only state doing this?"
SFX: (consoling, drawn out, “honk honk”)
CLARK: "Aw hon. Squeezy can help."
SFX: (Yeah “onk”)
LINDA: "What does Squeezy know? He's a clown!"
SFX: (sad horn sounds “wa wa wa”)
CLARK: "Look honey. Now you hurt Squeezy's feelings…"
ANNOUNCER: "Do you know that state bureaucrats are planning to take the utility out of Sport Utility Vehicles and pickup trucks and add a hidden tax? Despite what you may be hearing, SUVs and pickups are NOT a problem. They’re safe to drive and run cleaner than ever. Tell Sacramento to stop clowning around with your car and truck! (honk honk). Sign the SUV Owners of America petition by clicking S-U-V-O-A dot com."
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