Dave Wollert

I don't do impressions, but I've helped a lot of clients cut through the clutter with something you might call "Don Pardo With Less Money & More Humor" -- it's a big, resonant guy who doesn't quite realize how funny he sounds.

I sold a lot of hot dogs as the over-the-top and frequently funy Voice of Wienerschnitzel's Wienerdude Campaign for six full years. Keeping our pork theme going -- I delivered a range of performances from heart-to-heart to pretty darn crazy for four years running as the California Voice of HoneyBaked Ham. I sold a lot of marginally more healthful protein bars as the decidedly authoritative and frequently funny Voice of Promax Energy Bars. I've also delivered long form narration for a number of clients, including: Nature Made Vitamins, Idaho Milk Products, and The Adventist Health System. I rose through the ranks of America's ad agencies and achieved the grand exalted title of Creative Director at Bozell & Jacobs -- which I'm reasonably sure had nothing to do with the eventual demise of Bozell & Jacobs. Along the way I worked for D'Arcy MacManus & Massius as a staffer on Budweiser, Michelob, Southwestern Bell, Coleman, and an array of other blue chip accounts. Later in life, I worked on a half dozen other key D'Arcy accounts as a freelancer. I've produced well over one hundred radio spots for a wide range of clients, so I know prospective clients are looking for someone to bring their work to life -- not someone to rewrite the copy. I've also done on-camera work for Wienerschnitzel, Mattel, and HoneyBaked Ham. I will record demo tracks at home and e-mail mp3's to interested parties. When hired, I'll record finished tracks at a local studio. Since I've produced well over one hundred radio spots as a writer/producer, I'm fully capable of working with engineers to come up with an effective finished spot, or finished track. Stand-up comic. Former professional keyboard player. Longstanding member of The Writers' Guild Of America -- Credited Writer of five, original produced screenplays, and writer of numerous network television series and specials.