Howdy howdy! Name's Danny, and I like to be the voice of the guy that punches moons in half. I've no professional experience, and I have no illusions that I'll get famous fast.
So far the closest thing I've got to a finished project was a parody of Metal Gear Solid called Metal Rear Solid, for a podcast called R&R with 2 Albinos on an art site called SheezyArt in 2008. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. I was guest on several of their casts, called Epic Voice Man for my awesome word-talk.
I try to dip my fingers in whatever project I can on the Internet, though sadly most of all projects end up defunct before I can even read a finished script. That's why I'm here. I don't care if it's big or small, I just want to put my foot in the door. Then proceed to cry because it slammed my toe.
I've worked as a security officer, so I was forced to tell people what not to do, such as vomiting on the couch or climbing a fence to get into an empty pool.
As I usually got relocated to other places because I was a rover, it was a chance to be someone else entirely; sometimes I was that guard that didn't let you have ANY fun because the boss is like, totally a jerk, and sometimes I was the understanding security officer that bent the rules because, hey, party! And sometimes I was that guy who was enthusiastic about working overtime because MONEY!
Don't miss the threat of violence, though.
No professional studio equipment. Though I got an excellent quality mic, a laptop, and time to kill.
I have Audacity for splicing and editing my sound files.